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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

i hate kids

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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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Straight White Boy Problem #163

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that

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mariofartwii:

when I show my friends something that they aren’t interested in

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via unshaped)

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via jumpingzebu)

Sad as fuck no motivation life sucks I’m so tired i want to cry

KILL ME RIHANNA ROLL ME INTO A BLUNT AND SMOKE ME

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

(via unshaped)

catholicnun:

Everyone is so annoying

I failed as a student.
I failed as a daughter.
I failed as a girlfriend.
I failed as a human being.
a good representation of myself   (via horrid-child)

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sashagreystoilet:

officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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me too 

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THEME BY CYBERSITY