i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone
children in a nutshell
i hate kids
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
Everyone is so annoying
I failed as a daughter.
I failed as a girlfriend.
I failed as a human being.